Highlights:
Obituaries
4/17/1974- 1/20/2024
Dixie Normous
A tribute is being paid to a male adult film actor from Los Santos who sadly passed away as a result of a tragic accident involving machinery. This individual, who was highly regarded and admired within the local community, met an untimely end when a body part became trapped in a mechanical device. This incident serves as a solemn reminder of the potential risks and hazards that can be associated with specific professions, even within the adult entertainment field. As the community grieves the loss of this gifted individual, it is crucial to contemplate the influence he had and the lasting legacy he leaves behind.
11/9/1981- 1/19/2024
Bob Frapples
A tribute to a prominent boat captain from Los Santos who tragically lost his life while attempting to recover a crate of fruit that had fallen overboard, resulting in his drowning. This local hero was widely recognized for his exceptional skills in navigating the waters and his unwavering dedication to his profession. His untimely demise serves as a reminder of the risks and challenges faced by those who brave the seas, and his legacy will forever be remembered in the maritime community of Los Santos
6/25/1946 - 1/18/2024
Lou Sassel
The local community of Los Santos is grieving the loss of a beloved resident who tragically passed away, shitting himself in the parking lot of the well-known chain restaurant, "Cluckin' Bell." The circumstances surrounding his untimely death were initially unclear, as he was discovered wearing brown pants, adding an unexpected element to the investigation. Although the specifics of this unfortunate incident are still being uncovered, the community is choosing to remember and honor his life, focusing on the positive influence he had on those around him.
Alfie Solomans 5/3/1993 - 1/17/2024
In a somber turn of events, the media industry mourns the loss of Alfie Solomans, the visionary CEO of Weazel News, who succumbed to the rare and enigmatic "Laguna Disease." Alfie's untimely demise was marked by symptoms that transcended the physical, as he battled an affliction characterized by overwhelming boredom and frustration. Known for his dynamic leadership and innovative approach to journalism, Alfie Solomans leaves behind a void that will be challenging to fill.
Survived by his brother, Oscar Solomans, who has assumed the mantle of Weazel News CEO, the media empire faces a period of transition. Alfie's legacy, however, is not confined to his business acumen alone; he leaves behind a trail of groundbreaking initiatives and a reputation for fearlessly pushing the boundaries of news reporting.
As the industry reflects on the loss of a charismatic and daring leader, Weazel News strives to uphold the standards set by Alfie Solomans, ensuring that his pioneering spirit lives on in the heart of the media landscape.
8/3/2005 - 1/16/2024
Holden Dicks
Holden Dicks, a resident of Los Santos, San Andreas, tragically passed away as a result of consuming Bitch'n Dogfood on a dare. This unfortunate incident serves as a reminder of the potential dangers associated with reckless challenges. Holden's untimely demise has left a void in the hearts of those who knew him, and his memory will forever be cherished by his loved ones. Let us remember Holden for the vibrant spirit he possessed and the joy he brought into the lives of those around him. May he rest in eternal peace.
2/14/1934 - 1/15/2024
Mildred Sikes
In the bustling streets of Los Santos, Mildred Sikes was a beacon of light, illuminating the lives of those around her. Her unwavering kindness and genuine concern for others made her a cherished member of the community. Cracker, her beloved parrot, was a constant source of amusement and companionship, adding an extra touch of whimsy to Mildred's already vibrant presence. Their bond was a testament to the power of love and friendship, leaving an unforgettable legacy in the hearts of all who crossed their path.